Hockey players are a breed like no other. The only people in the world who think it's cool when they lose a tooth, but still classy enough to punch the guy who did it. Here's how you know if you're a hockey player...
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You know exactly how long until the warranty expires on your new twig.
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Skinny jeans are simply not an option (Hockey legs).
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People don't understand why you call them buddy.
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Your feet have more bumps than toes
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You refer to the NHL as The SHOW.
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A nice sauce is a thing of beauty.
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You can out-chirp the average joe blow.
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Every Game is the Stanley Cup:
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A $150 for a new twig is a great deal.
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You have a tough time hanging out with guys that don't play hockey.
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You compliment a complete strangers flow in public
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You celebrate a rink with a hot shower
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You only have Facebook because your beer league team uses a group chat for game times. It's best if your significant other doesn't see it...it tends to mirror locker room talk.
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You're allowed to refer to another man as a beaut.
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Your girlfriend is a "smoke-show"
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The color of your hockey tape matters (Check out DollarTapeClub.com)
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You have a "Chel station"
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Your hockey gear doesn't really smell THAT BAD... or does it?
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You love Labatt Blue and Molson Beer: Not because it's good (That's irrelevant). But, because they have hockey players on their cans and just seem to know hockey. Trust me you want to watch this commercial:
